NEW CIVIL SERVICE GIG

by Bob Walsh

The People's Republic of San Francisco has just created a new civil service job with ten spots available. The job is to walk around the city with a bucket and a long-handled grabber to pick up the thousands and thousands of used syringes laying around the city.

Now they need to do something about the piles of human shit on sidewalks around the city. It is so bad there is actually an app for it so you can avoid the areas. Some people have avoided them so effectively that they have recently had at least two major conventions reschedule to other cities to avoid the filth, crime and institutionalized stupidity.