Thursday, August 23, 2018

GEET A FUCKING LIFE

by Bob Walsh

After 116 years the Mondelez International Corporation, the people who own Nabisco, who make Animal Crackers, have caved to the asswipes at PETA and changed the box. The old box, you may remember, was somewhat reminiscent of an old-time circus wagon animal cage. The New and Improved box shows the animals strolling casually across the plain the peace and harmony, with the lion munching on a tofu burger.

There are a lot of people in the world out there who need something meaningful to do with their life.

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