SUNDAY’S SERMON

Peewee football game got Baptist preacher so exercised that President Trump will have to get rid of football and cheerleaders if he wants to make America great again

Sunday’s fire and brimstone sermon at the Fellowship Baptist Church in Trimble County, Kentucky:

“I see what’s wrong with America today. Right here it is, time to get ready and go to church and the grandstands back here are full up of people. You got all these young’uns out here chasing balls, and it don’t amount to a hill of beans.

So whenever your children have got more emphasis on what’s going on in the football field than they do the house of God, and people jumpin’ and cheerin’ up and carryin’ on like a bunch of banshee Indians over a kid just running and catching a ball. That’s pure ignorance! Pure ignorance!

When these children are burning in Hell, how do you think you gonna feel? But, oh boy, junior can catch a ball, and junior could run. Junior runs straight to hell and you don’t care.

You think it’s something your little girl can dress up like a prostitute? That’s perversion out there whenever they shake their pompoms and shout and cheer and stuff. You need to get them in the house of God, friend. Raise your family up in the house of God.”

So shrieked Baptist preacher Ernie Spence after passing a peewee football game on his way to church. Uhhh, and those seven-year- old cheerleaders dressed up as prostitutes in T-shirts and shorts. They’re going to Hell for sure!

According to the good Baptist Reverend Spence, that’s what’s wrong with America today. Now President Trump will have to get rid of football and cheerleaders if he wants to make America great again.

Hallelujah!