Saturday, June 22, 2019

MAKE AMERICA AMERICA AGAIN?

Joe Biden’s campaign slogan has some interesting possibilities

Joe Biden has adopted the campaign slogan “Let’s Make America America Again” which he stole from Michael Avenatti who stole it from Scott Baio who stole it from Langston Hughes.

Making America America again has some interesting possibilities. For starters let’s do away with political correctness.

Let’s respect law enforcement officers again.

Let’s restore history by returning Confederate statues to where they stood before being torn down. Let’s restore the names of Confederate heroes to the schools and public parks which bore their names before they were replaced by names acceptable to liberal rabble rousers.

Let’s outlaw homosexuality.

Let’s throw transgenders like Brucella Jenner into the insane asylums where they belong.

Let’s prohibit any advertising for lawyers, doctors and prescription drugs.

Let’s do away with affirmative action.

Let’s restore segregated schools so white kids can get a good education again.

Let’s reenact the Jim Crow laws again so that whites won’t have to share restaurants, public restrooms and seats on a bus with negroes.

Let’s ban all abortions.

Let’s bring back the electric chair.

Let’s allow apartment complexes to erect signs again that read “No Jews or Dogs Allowed.”

Let’s deny women the right to vote!

Let’s bring back the corruption of Tammany Hall and Teapot Dome.

Let’s reenact Prohibition. Alcohol is the elixir of the Devil.

And the list can go on and on. I invite you to add your own listing.

Of course, I want to do away with political correctness, restore respect for law enforcement officers and bring back the electric chair. But instead of Biden making America America again, I prefer Trump’s “Make America Great Again.”

2 comments:

Trey Rusk said...

Let's take the warning off tobacco products and allow unlimited television advertising.

bob walsh said...

I am thinking of having a T-shirt made. It will say

M A C A

Make America Crappy Again

Vote Democrap

(Won't fit on a hat.)