TRAILER TRASH IS EXACTLY WHAT THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX IS

'I'll cut you, Kate': Outrage as Meghan Markle is portrayed as 'trailer trash' who threatens to knife her sister-in-law in a new animated comedy show called Tonight with Vladimir Putin

By William Cole

Daily Mail
June 23, 2019

Meghan Markle will be portrayed as a 'trailer trash' in a new British show which will air tonight in the UK, in which a cartoon of the Duchess threatens to stab Kate Middleton.

The spoof comedy called Tonight With Vladimir Putin has already drawn huge criticism from viewers.

The show's two pilot episodes will lampoon well known public figures using 3D digital technology in front of a live audience.

One segment titled ‘Meghan Markle’s Royal Sparkle’ sees a version of the actress-turned-royal take questions from people in the studio in order to 'get to know you, the United British of Kingdom people'.

The outlandish version of Duchess of Sussex develops a violent rage towards her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambridge.

'What makes you angry?' an audience member asks the Duchess, voiced by actress and writer Gbemisola Ikunelo.

She replies by talking about how Kate asked to borrow her hairbrush.

'I say no because that’s gross and then I leave my room and come back and I can tell she’s used my hairbrush anyway because it’s covered in skanky hair that’s going grey and I say, "Stay the fuck out of my trailer or I’ll cut you, Kate",' she shouts back according to the Sun.

Meghan's relationship with her father Thomas Markle is also openly mocked.

'I’d just like to know, how’s your dad?,' says another questioner.

The character bluntly replies 'Great question, next!'

EDITOR’S NOTE: I’ll say one thing for the British … They can come up with some great humor.
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SHE’S FOUND THE GOLD SHE SOUGHT ….. MAKE THAT DIAMONDS
Duchess of Dazzle: Meghan's new $5,550 eternity ring means she's worn a total of $765,000 worth of jewelry in the past 18 months

Daily Mail
June 23, 2019

When Meghan wore an eternity ring at Trooping the Colour in London this month, during her first public appearance after the birth of baby Archie, it was clear it had a special significance. Not only is the £4,350 diamond band believed to have been created by Harry Collins, the Queen's personal jeweller, but it was given to her by her husband to celebrate their first wedding anniversary.

The ring is the latest in an extraordinary collection of jewellery that Meghan has amassed in the past year, which has now been valued at a staggering £600,000. It includes Princess Diana's £75,000 aquamarine ring that Meghan wore on her wedding day, £60,000 Cartier drop earrings, and a set of £4,275 pearl and diamond earrings which were a gift from the Queen.

EDITOR’S NOTE: The gold digger struck the mother lode. When that piece of trailer trash and Harry get divorced, she’ll be set for life.