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Hunter Biden 'Swamp Prince' action figure: $35 figurine mocking first son goes on sale

 

By Divya Kishore  

 

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December 20, 2021

 

 

A site called Swamp Prince is selling a statue of Hunter Biden 

 

Ridiculing President Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden and his controversial laptop that reportedly has evidence of several of his dark secrets along with his own compromising pictures, a website called Swampprince.com has begun selling the first son’s action figure. The 5-inch tall statue is a look-alike of Hunter wearing only a red tie and a white thong, which doesn't cover the butt area, along with a pair of dark glasses and white shoes.

The site has called the statue “the Ivy League ideal of the Philosopher King and corruption as a way of life”. It also states that the hand-crafted sculpture “is cast from premium Chinese, Qatari, and Ukrainian collusion resin and is modeled directly from the authentic images of the prince,” before adding, “The Swamp Prince is the most powerful influence deity that money can buy. This limited collector’s talisman is a must addition to the patronage shrine of any DC grifter.”

 

How to buy Hunter Biden action figure? 

The hand-painted figurine is available for $35 on the Swamp Prince website. It weighs five ounces and its basic dimensions are 7 × 4 × 3.5 inches.

Apart from the Hunter Biden action figure, the site will soon be launching “The Invisibility Cloak” that is described as “a magical artifact used by the Swamp Prince to walk through walls and render himself invisible to the DOJ, law enforcement, legal scrutiny, and the media. The magical mesh is woven out of rare griftium fibers by the MSM, Big-Tech, and the fact-checking industry and provides an extra level of protection that no ordinary commercial invisibility cloaks such as the one worn by Jeffrey Epstein could.”

The Swampprince.com site has also made fun of the president and claimed that it will soon be selling “The Presidential Stickers,” which include sticky labels like, “BIGOTS LIVES MATTER,” and “I’M A TOOL” along with photos of President Biden. The description states, “Become a social warrior and an agent for progressive change using street art activism." It adds: “Rendered on exquisite, eco-friendly organic vinyl with fade-resistant non-privileged archival ink, these bold 3" stickers are guaranteed to make a dramatic statement. Our vintage art celebrates Brandon’s many achievements and showcases one of the world’s greatest grifters and tools by celebrating a few famous events in his life of corruption, abuse of power, duplicity, and subversion. Each sticker is lovingly reproduced and is suitable for framing or direct attachment to any public bathroom surface. Let’s go Brandon!”

Meanwhile, Twitter was also buzzing after the launch of the Hunter Biden action figure. A user wrote, “Never in Anyone's Book of experience's throughout their lives in the History of the USA would believe what the WhiteHouse has become under the Crime Family.” The Official Let's Go Brandon Coin account on Twitter commented, “Just in time for Christmas, the Swamp Prince action figure is now available for sale who would you gift this to? #HunterBiden #FJB #giftideas.” “A must have for all Patriots,” another tweet added.