Saturday, April 29, 2023

AT LEAST IT WASN'T A TOTALLY POINTLESS HOMICIDE

By Bob Walsh

 

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Williams Martys, 59, of Antioch, Illinois, was committing a serious sin.  He was using his leaf blower.  That activity seriously pissed off his neighbor, Ettore Lacchei, 79.  Lacchei expressed his unhappiness by grabbing his gun and shooting Martys in the head, killing him.

Lacchei was arrested and charged with two counts of first-degree murder.  (Did he kill him twice?)

The two men were said to "have a history" and Lacchei pulled a gun on Martys before.  

I wonder if they will put Lacchei on the grounds crew at state prison?

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