Tuesday, January 09, 2024

CALIFORNIA WANTS WARM AND FUZZY PRISON GUARDS

By bob Walsh


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No more of these correctional officers in California prisons
 
Gavin GOD I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT Newsom, the God-Emperor of the formerly great state of California, has announced that, as part of the conversion of San Quentin State Prison to a rehabilitative haven for criminals, that he wants more friendly prison guards.  

Among other things Newsom believes the guards should regular interact with prisoners about how the prisoners families are doing and what their favorite sports teams are.  

The 156 page report of the San Quentin Transformational Advisor Council also wants to end double celling at the prison and improve the (very limited) on grounds housing for staff at the prison.  The report asserts that the current "prison guards" (actually correctional officers) should be retrained as "community correctional officers."  They would be retrained to "understand the traumatic life experiences common to incarcerated people, substance abuse disorders, mental illness and anger management."  The "guards" who have suitable backgrounds would also be utilized as vocational training instructors.  

Isn't that special? 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OMG. California is f-cked up.