EVEN DRUNKEN SAILORS KNOW WHEN TO QUIT

To: The American Public

From: Retired Sailors

Subject: Position Statement on the U.S. Economy with Reference to U.S. Sailors

1. We take exception to everyone's saying that Bernanke, Obama, Reid, and Pelosi are spending like drunken sailors………

2. When we were drunken sailors, we quit when we ran out of money.