Tuesday, April 09, 2013

BEFORE I GO TO MY MONTHLY MEETING OF THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY

The Houston Chronicle’s Richard S. Dunham reports that a poll of American voters by Public Policy Polling revealed that:

51 percent of voters believe that John F. Kennedy's assassination was a conspiracy.

44 percent of voters believe that President George W. Bush intentionally lied about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction in order to lead the nation to war against Saddam Hussein.

37 percent of voters believe global warming is a hoax.

29 percent of voters believe aliens exist and that governments around the world are covering up evidence of it.

28 percent of voters believe a secretive power elite with a globalist agenda is conspiring to eventually rule the world through an authoritarian one-world government, the New World Order (as enunciated by the first President George Bush).

28 percent of voters believe Saddam Hussein was involved in the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

21 percent of voters say the U.S. government for more than six decades has covered up a UFO crash in Ros¬well, N.M.

20 percent of voters believe the government is hiding a link between childhood vaccines and autism.

15 percent of voters say the government (or big media) has added mind-controlling technology to TV signals.

14 percent of voters believe the CIA was instrumental in creating the crack cocaine epidemic of the 1980s in America's cities.

1 comment:

bob walsh said...

These are all TRUE. I KNOW they are. Elvis told me so last week. He was pumping gas at a truck stop near Wichita.