The Unconventional Gazette
November 21, 2013
Bob and Diane were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed, and as Diane walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that Bob was nowhere to be seen.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and she became so worried that she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a quiet voice he said, "Honey, do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes sweetheart, I do remember that jewelry store."
He replied, “Well, I’m having a couple of beers in the bar next door.”
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