Sunday, January 19, 2014

INTERNET PASSWORD PROBLEM

The Unconventional Gazette
January 18, 2014

User: My usual password is not working suddenly. Why?

Website chat assistant: Your password has expired - you must register a new one.

User: Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine?

Website: You must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.

User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Website: Sorry, you must get a new one.

User: OK, roses

Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: Pretty roses

Website: You must use at least one number.

User: 1 pretty rose

Website: You cannot use blank spaces.

User: 1prettyrose

Website: You must use additional letters.

User: 1fuckingprettyrose

Website: You must use at least one capital letter.

User: 1FUCKINGprettyrose

Website: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: 1Fuckingprettyrose

Website: You must use additional letters.

User: 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

Website: Sorry, that password is already being used.

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