ONLY A MAN FROM TEXAS CAN MAKE A WOMAN FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

The Unconventional Gazette
January 12, 2014

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely. She stumbled her way up to the front of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried. Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes alive to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"

For a moment, there was silence.. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped in anticipation...

Then he spoke: "Get me a beer woman, and then iron this fucking shirt!"