PURCHASE OR LEASE?: COST OF WIFE COMPARED TO COST OF PROSTITUTE

By Pamela Putz

The Unconventional Gazette
January 24, 2014

Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing. We'd like to help you decide by illustrating the circumstances surrounding two prominent foolish men – Paul McCartney and Eliot Spitzer.

Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per nightly fuck.

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker, Ashley Dupré aka Kristen, charged $4,000 per night.

So, had Paul McCartney leased Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night. This represents a $41.7 million saving from what it cost him for his romp with Heather. What a shrewd man the former governor is, compared to the aging Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this leasing option are;

* a (real) 22 year old

* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging

* never a headache

* happily agrees to any sexual intercourse position

* happily agrees to perform any type of sex – oral, anal, S&M, etc.

* no complaining

* no honey-do lists

* best of all, she leaves and returns when asked

And all at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.