The Unconventional Gazette
April 15, 2014
One afternoon in early January, a Houston mounted police officer was on his horse waiting for a green light to cross the street when a little five-year-old girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $35 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a red reflector on the back of it!'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'
The little girl looked up at the cop and said: 'Next year tell Santa the prick goes underneath the horse, not on top!'
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