The ladies Vag-Stash gun holster is not recommended for a fast draw
On Monday, Kingsport, Tennessee police arrested Dallas Archer, 19, for driving with a suspended license. As Archer was being booked into jail, a female officer searching the young lady became aware of an “unknown object” in her crotch.
A more intrusive search in the Kingsport police station’s bathroom revealed that Miss Archer had concealed a loaded five-shot North American Arms .22 Long Rifle Mini-Revolver inside her vagina. The vag-stashed gun was four inches long.
For carrying a loaded gun in her personal concealed carry holster, Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. She was released from jail on $6,000 bail.
The gun happened to have been stolen last year from John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman. Souther would like to get “the little fellow” back, but only after it gets “a bath in bleach.”
WARNING: Not only do we not recommend the ladies Vag-Stash gun holster for a fast draw, but we must warn that a premature discharge of the gun while withdrawing it from the holster could result in irreparable damage to the genitals.
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