Oscar Pistorius gave an Academy Award winning performance every day in a South African courtroom
On trial for the murder of his girlfriend, Oscar Pistorius has been sitting in a South African courtroom every day bawling like a baby during the presentation of the prosecution’s case. When taking the witness stand, he wailed while apologizing to his late girlfriend’s family and he continued to bawl while describing his version of why and how he shot her. At one point he even vomited during his testimony.
What an act! If this were a movie, this Oscar would be a cinch to win the Oscar for Best Actor.
It now turns out that Pistorius may have taken acting lessons in preparation for his court appearance.
South African journalist Jani Allan alleges that Pistorius took acting lessons from one of her ‘close friends’ in preparation for his murder trial. She called the Blade Runner a ‘faux hero.’
In an open letter to Pistorius, an obviously pissed off Allan wrote:
I have it from a reliable source that you are taking acting lessons for your days in court. Your coach has an impossible task.
Oscar, I look at you mewling and puking in the witness stand. You truly represent everything that the West loathes about white South Africans who live extravagant lives in their expensive laagers.
So there you have it folks. All that bawling and puking is what Pistorius learned to do during his acting lessons. And because of his Academy Award winning performance, I must say that his acting coach did a damn good job.
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