WHITE HOUSE NIXES DEPORTATION OF JUSTIN BIEBER

Democrats win, country loses

Concerned citizens were up against a multitude of Bieber fans that can be counted on to vote for Democrats. Score: Bieber Fans 1, Concerned Citizens 0.

Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card

We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked.

He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.

Thus reads a petition submitted to the White House in January with almost 275,000 signatures.

Only 100,000 signatures are required for the White House to respond to a ‘We the People’ petition. Instead of responding within 30 days, the White House waited until Friday to respond to the Bieber deportation petition. Here is the WH response:

Thanks for your petition and your participation in We the People.

Sorry to disappoint, but we won’t be commenting on this one.

The We the People terms of participation state that, “to avoid the appearance of improper influence, the White House may decline to address certain procurement, law enforcement, adjudicatory, or similar matters properly within the jurisdiction of federal departments or agencies, federal courts, or state and local government in its response to a petition."

What a cop out! If there was ever anyone who should be deported as an undesirable alien, the dope-using, law-flaunting Bieber is the one. But the Obama White House is not about to piss off a multitude of voting age Bieber fans that can be depended on to support Democratic candidates.

However, the WH jumped on the opportunity to politicize its response by putting in a strong pitch for immigration reform.

The irony of it all is that a John Doe or Mary Roe would never have been allowed to enter this country had they admitted to using illegal drugs. Even celebrity chef Nigella Lawson was denied entry into the U.S. earlier this month after admitting in a British court that she had snorted cocaine and smoked pot. And yet we are stuck with Bieber, the worst possible role model for America’s youths.