By Bob Walsh
PACOVILLA Corrections blog
August 16, 2014
Jay Nixon, Governor of Missouri, has declared a State of Emergency and a midnight to 5 a.m. curfew in the town of Ferguson, where kissing the asses of agitators, criminals and rioters has not produced the hoped-for result of unicorns and warm fuzzy puppies.
Nixon and Captain Ron (Johnson) were interrupted by hecklers while speaking at a local church. The hecklers were objecting to the curfew as it will interfere with their orgy of looting and burning.
In other news the Missouri legislature has proposed renaming the town of Ferguson after the late criminal Michael Brown whose death triggered all this unpleasantness and naming his mother the new Chief of Police. (Actually I just made up this part, I think.)
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