Sunday, August 24, 2014

MAN ASKS GENIE FOR ETERNAL LIFE

The Unconventional Gazette
August 23, 2014

A man is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

A giant genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

After thinking some more, he says, "OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”

"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.

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