Saturday, September 13, 2014

THAT WAS NOT A LOUD FART HEARD COMING FROM THE FACULTY RESTROOM

A Utah elementary school teacher was injured by an exploding toilet after her gun accidentally went off while she was relieving herself in the faculty restroom

On Thursday a loud sound was heard coming from the faculty restroom at Westbrook Elementary School in Taylorsville, a Salt Lake City suburb. No, that was not the sound of a loud fart.

Michelle Ferguson-Montgomery, a sixth-grade teacher, was alone in the school’s faculty restroom. While Michelle was on the shitter, her gun accidentally discharged. The bullet struck a porcelain toilet. It exploded. Michelle was injured in the leg when she was struck by fragments from the bullet and/or shitter. She is recovering in a Salt Lake City Hospital.

Michelle has a concealed carry license. It appears as if the course she had to take in order to obtain her license was a bit short on gun safety.

And here is a teachable moment for everyone: Never shoot at a porcelain shitter!

2 comments:

bob walsh said...

Especially if you are sitting on it at the time.

Anonymous said...

I once worked with an old cop that carried a Llama .380 in his belt. While settling in on the crapper, the pistol fell to the floor striking the hammer and discharging a hollow point into his buttocks. He survived everything but the humiliation.