THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF BERKELEY MANDATES WEED WELFARE

America’s Marxist metropolis orders ‘medical marijuana’ dispensaries to donate two percent of their pot to ‘patients’ earning less than $32,000 a year

Last month, the politburo (city council) of the People’s Republic of Berkeley unanimously passed an ordinance that establishes weed welfare for Berkeley’s comrades earning less than $32,000 a year. Effective August 2015, all of the Republic’s medical marijuana dispensaries will have to donate two percent of their pot to Berkeley’s ‘poor.’

California’s medical marijuana law was already a monumental farce before Berkeley established its weed welfare program. The pot legalization referendum on November’s ballot is superfluous since anyone complaining to a doctor about ingrown toenails, hair loss, erectile dysfunction and a hangover can easily obtain a pot prescription.

John Lovell of the California Narcotic Officers’ Association told The New York Times that “Instead of taking steps to help the most economically vulnerable residents get out of that state, the city has said, ‘Let’s just get everybody high,’”

Bishop Ron Allen, head of the International Faith Based Coalition, told Fox News he doesn’t understand why Berkeley would want to dump pot on the impoverished. Allen, a former drug addict said, “It’s ludicrous, over-the-top madness. Why would Berkeley City Council want to keep their poverty-stricken under-served high, in poverty and lethargic?”

That’s a good question. My answer would be that the politburo must have been affected by all that pot smog engulfing The People's Republic of Berkeley. And much of that smog is emitted by the University of California.