Wednesday, May 31, 2017


Tiger Woods busted for DUI early Monday near his Florida home

The cops in Jupiter, Florida came across a 2015 Mercedes stopped on the side of the road early Monday with its motor running, its brake lights illuminated, its right turn signal flashing, both tire rims on the driver's side showing minor damage and the front and rear tires on that side of the car flat. The driver was crapped out behind the wheel. The cops awakened him and gave him a field sobriety test which he flunked badly. However, blood-alcohol tests proved to be 0.00.

The driver was golfer Tiger Woods. He had crapped out not far from his home.

The Tiger later explained he had suffered a reaction to prescribed medicine and was not driving drunk. Un fortunately for him, what people will remember is his mug shot which showed the Tiger looking at the camera like a deer looking at the headlights of an approaching car, except the deer looks prettier.

And while the Tiger was not drunk, he was still DUI for drugged driving. Grrrr!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Tiger is beginning the long fall to the bottom.