Friday, October 26, 2018

COACH AND GYMNAST ARRESTED FOR BANGING IN PUBLIC

by Bob Walsh

The assistant coach and a member of the women's gymnastic team from the University of Michigan were both arrested for engaging in sex in public in a parked car on October 8.

The assistant coach, Scott Vetere, 39, and the 18-year old team member were both arrested and cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct in public.

Vetere was suspended immediately as soon as the school found out because school policy strictly prohibits sexual contact between staff and team members. He resigned during an administrative review. He has not yet entered a plea on the criminal beef. He is married and has three daughters. I am sure they are all very proud of him. I also suspect he may have a problem finding work in the future, at least in this field. Stupid bastard.

The gymnast, as yet not publicly named, will be arraigned on November 5. It is not clear what penalty, if any, she faces with the school.

The penalty for the conduct by both participants is a $500 find and 6 months as a guest of the county.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Too cheap to get a motel room. That would have cost a helluva lot less than what the cost of bail and lawyers will add up to, not to speak of the coach's lost income.

3 comments:

Trey Rusk said...

This reminds me of the old lady that called the cops because she saw her neighbors having sex through their window. The cops arrived and said, "We can't see nothing." The old lady hands them a pair of binoculars and says, "Use these and you can see it all."

I don't know about Michigan law, but in most places unless genitalia is observed there is no case for public lewdness. Breasts don't count. Just because people are fucking it doesn't mean genitalia is being publicly displayed. Of course, everyone can tell what is happening, but that doesn't make it illegal.

As far as the coach screwing the student gymnast? Probably just a policy violation. She was 18. Like BGB said, "Probably too cheap to get a room." Let's see, Divorce, House, Kids, Dog and Job. All gone. That will wind up being an expensive piece of ass!

bob walsh said...

Maybe they were just very horny and got lost in the moment.

Anonymous said...

No doubt