Monday, February 06, 2012

‘ELECTILE DYSFUNCION’ AND ‘STUPOR BOWL SUNDAY’

By Ima Schmuck

The Schalotte
February 5, 2012

The Schalotte has just been informed by a reliable source that Webster’s dictionary has now officially recognized two new terms.

ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION: The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either political party in the 2012 election year.

STUPOR BOWL SUNDAY: One Sunday each year when an overhyped ordinary American football game causes millions of people to fall into a stupor.

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