BLACK HOLE: NASA keeps looking for a black hole out there, but there is a black hole right here on earth. It’s the one into which the taxpayers keep pouring money to keep the space agency afloat, with billions of those dollars having been wasted and with little if any return on our investment except for the jobs that NASA created.
CHILD PORNO: FBI agents seem to be spending more time fighting child pornography than fighting terrorism. Someone said that was because the child porno aficionados don’t shot at them.
WHAT A PROSTITUTE CAN DO FOR YOU THAT YOUR WIFE WON’T: A couple of guys were having some drinks in a Las Vegas casino bar when a prostitute comes up to them. After a short conversation she tells one of them that she can do things for him that his wife won’t do. The other guy says, “ What’s that, iron his shirt?”
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