I was in the elevator when a good looking woman got in om the seventh floor.
I was casually staring at her ample boobs when she said, "Could you press one for me please”.
So I gladly did... and I don't remember much afterwards, but I'm guessing it was the wrong one.
Anyhow, I woke up in the hospital with a huge lump on my head, three fractured ribs and a torn testicle.
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