Monday, April 18, 2016

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS WIPES ANDREW JACKSON OFF OF $20 BILL

Treasury Secretary Jack Lew will replace Andrew Jackson with a woman on the face of the $20 bill

The shrill voices of feminists and far-lefties have long bitched about the fact that all the faces depicted on U.S. currency were those of men. The Obama administration has heard their complaints and decided that the lack of women on our currency is not politically correct.

Treasury Secretary Jack Lew will announce that Andrew Jackson will be wiped off of the $20 bill and replaced by a woman from American history.

A year ago an online petition called for Jackson to be replaced by a woman but reports say Lew opted to replace Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill instead. The Daily Mail reports that he changed his mind due to the popularity of the Broadway musical “Hamilton”. But he still intends to mess with the $10 bill by putting a mural-style depiction of the women's suffrage movement, including images of leaders such as Susan B. Anthony, on the back of the bill.

I suspect Lew wanted to fuck with the $10 bill because there would be more Tens in circulation than Twenties.

Civil rights icon Rosa Parks and slavery abolitionist Harriet Tubman were finalists in an unofficial poll to replace Jackson. Either Parks or Tubman would not only be politically correct, but they would be certain to please the Democrats’ African-American constituency.

It’s a dirty shame the Obama administration is fucking with our currency by wiping out a great American historical figure. Why couldn’t Obama and Lew leave things well enough alone? I am sure that the self-esteem of women will not suffer one bit if they are not represented with their mugs on our currency.

The new $20 bill will not be issued before 2030. Hopefully Congress will act before then to stop this nonsense. But that will not happen if Hillary becomes our next President and the Republicans lose their majority in the Senate.

Oh, by the way, what ever happened to those Susan B. Anthony dollars?

1 comment:

bob walsh said...

The Susan B Anthony dollars are very popular at youth authority facilities in CA. Wards are allowed to possess a small amount of money, but not paper money. All their vending machines take the 1$ coins (or at least did, my information is quite stale).

What they should do, if they just HAVE to do something, is honor the first female President of the United states, Edith Wilson. I grant you she was unofficial, but very powerful never-the-less. She ran the country for several months.