Monday, February 06, 2017

COMPASSIONATE APOLOGY FROM AN IRISH HOSPITAL

MERCY HOSPITAL
Cork, Ireland



Dear Mr. Murphy,

We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your penis showed it was not cancerous.

It was lipstick.

We deeply regret the amputation.

Sincerely


Sean O’Brien, MD
Director, Mercy Cancer Center

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh My! How for down did the stain go?