Tuesday, February 07, 2017

SUPER THEFT

by Bob Walsh

Sad, but true. Tom Brady's game jersey disappeared from his gym bag after THE game on Sunday. The Texas Rangers are investigating and are taking it very, very seriously indeed. The value of the jersey would be considerable on the sports memorabilia market. (I heard it was some old Jewish guy that did it, by impersonating a kosher hotdog vendor, but I could be wrong about that.)

EDITOR'S NOTE: Atta boy, blame it on those damn Jews.

Actually there are conflicting reports. One has the Rangers looking for the Jersey. The other says it was not stolen, but hidden away by a member of the Patriots equipment staff so it would not be stolen.

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