UCLA PROFESSOR MUMMIFIED BEFORE HIS DEATH

Professor Doran George, who taught in UCLA’s LGBTQ and Disability Studies program, suddenly croaked while mummified in TV exec’s sex-dungeon basement

Doran George, 47, was a professor in UCLA’s LGBTQ and Disability Studies program. George, a Brit, was also an accomplished dancer. On November 22, Doran visited the LA home of Skip Chasey, a Hollywood TV executive. Doran and Skip skipped down to Chasey’s sex-dungeon basement. Skip mummified Doran by wrapping him in plastic wrap and gaffer's tape. Whatever bondage sex play the two were engaged in came to a sudden halt when the good professor suddenly croaked.

Chasey is known in the BDSM (Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission, Sadism and Masochism) community as Master Skip. He is a co-founder of People of Leather Among You (PLAY) which has the motto: “Blood may be thicker than water, but leather is thicker than blood.”

Master Skip has given more than 250 different speeches and workshops on BDSM. He can now tell his audiences that perhaps it is best to follow the ancient Egyptian practice of mummification after death, not before it.

LA cops found no criminal wrongdoing in Doran’s death and have closed their investigation of the bondage sex play by the two weirdos.

Alas, UCLA is now short one professor in its worthless LGBTQ and Disability Studies program.