Monday, August 06, 2018

JUST PULL THE PLUG

Now that my two kids are in their 30s, they only come to visit me occasionally. Last night they were both here. We were sitting around when I said to them:

“I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

They got up, unplugged the computer and poured all my bottles of Heineken down the drain.

The sorry bastards!

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