Thursday, October 03, 2019

REALLY UNLUCKY OR STUCK ON STUPID ?

by Bob Walsh

Kyler Bourgeous likes nature. Some months ago he was hanging out in the Antelope Island area of Utah watching the beasties when he was attacked and gored by a bison. Rare, but it does happen.

Anyway, some months later, after he had recovered, he decided to go back with a young woman on a date to show her the bison. The date ended up with the young woman, Kayleigh Davis, being airlifted to a hosptial after being attacked and gored by a bison.

They both swear blind that on neither occasion did they do anything to deliberately aggravate the critters and in fact made serious attempts to stay out of their way.

There is, generally speaking, an average of one or two bison attacks in this country per year.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Bison's are very tempermental beasts with a bad disposition. You do not have to do anything to piss them off!

2 comments:

bob walsh said...

But they taste good.

Trey Rusk said...

Well somebody is killing and eating them. I never saw so many signs for Bison meat as I saw near Yellowstone. Do we really need to eat them? I'd be pissed too.