Sunday, March 22, 2020


If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ...

Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it ...

... Piss on it and walk way.

1 comment:

Trey Rusk said...

My smaller dog lets me know when its time for my nap. She lays in my lap on the recliner. My bigger dog won't fit. He has tried. They both relax me and nobody walks in my yard day or night that I don't know about.