Wednesday, March 18, 2020

SENILE JOE STOMPED CRAZY BERNIE YESTERDAY

by Bob Walsh

Everybody knew that Bernie would not do well in Florida. His charter membership in the Che and Fidel Fan Club made that a sure thing. But he also got stomped good in Illinois and Arizona. Early exit poling indicated that electability was, for many people, the deciding factor.

Whether that will translate into the Bernie Bros joining Senile Joe's parade is another matter. Of course a lot of Joe's followers may be in the hospital or dead by election day, and most of the Bernie Bros will be back living in their parent's basements writing Buffy fan fiction in their underwear and will be too stoned to change their voting address from the dorm to their parent's house.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Bob, you are making a serious mistake by referring to Biden as senile. The last debate showed he is neither senile nor sleepy as Trump likes to call him. As for him dropping dead, Biden is 77, followed closely by Trump at 73.

4 comments:

Trey Rusk said...

That's old. Average life expectancy in the U.S. is 78. Lower than both Canada (82) and the UK.(80)

bob walsh said...

Sorry to disagree Howie, but I honestly think that Joe the Hairsniffer is loosing it.

BarkGrowlBite said...

Bob, you must not have watched the last debate or you've been drinking too much of that green stuff. If you're going to diagnose Biden as senile because of his gaffes, you'd also have to call Trump senile for his gaffes. Neither Biden nor Trump is senile. Sometimes they just put their mouths in motion before they put their brains in gear.

bob walsh said...

Raininer Ale is BRAIN FOOD. After two cans, and two Vicodin I think a lot better. My typing however does deteriorate.