Tuesday, June 16, 2020

SINCE IT WORKED THE FIRST TIME LET'S DO IT AGAIN ... AN HOUR LATER

by Bob Walsh

Jose Jacinto, 27, and Kayla Riddle, 23, are perhaps not the brightest bulbs in the box.

At about 6:45 pm on Saturday they walked into a liquor store in beautiful Stockon, pulled a gun, stole some booze and fled in a car they left parked where the clerk could easily see it.

An hour later they came back, in the same car, pulled a gun and stole some money.  (Different clerk.)

This apparently offended the cops and they spotted a matching vehicle with two matching idiots in it and stopped the car.  They found a loaded gun and the stolen booze as well as some loose money in the car.

Both were arrested.  (Though they were probably released almost immediately.  Armed robbery is barely a crime in CA any more.)

2 comments:

Trey Rusk said...

Stupid people do stupid stuff.

Dave Freeman said...

So then, if they stole less than $1,000 dollars, is that still a felony in California?