Tuesday, November 17, 2020

GOD-EMPEROR GAVIN NEWSOM CONSIDERING CURFEW FOR CALIFORNIA

by Bob Walsh


The fearless leader of the formerly great state of California is seriously considering a state-wide curfew of an as-yet undetermined nature in order to cope with what appears to be a spike in plague cases.

It is said that Republicans will only be let out of their houses in order to buy tofu, collard greens and bottled water, but that is probably bullshit.

1 comment:

Trey said...

I like turnip greens. I would sneak out to obtain them, said no one ever.