Saturday, December 04, 2021

A FLYING PIG MUST HAVE PULLED THE TRIGGER ..... IF NOT THE PIG, THEN THE TOOTH FAIRY MUST HAVE DONE IT

Alex Baldwin insists he never pulled the trigger of the gun.  Claims he pulled back the hammer of the vintage Colt 45, and when he let go of the hammer, the gun went off


By Howie Katz




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                         Alec is holding a gun! ... Quick everyone, run for cover!

 

Unless you live under a rock you should know that on October 21, 2021Alec Baldwin accidentally killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and wounded director Joel Souza with a prop gun on a movie set near Santa Fe, New Mexico. 

To begin with, Hutchins and Souza would not have been shot had Baldwin not violated the cardinal rule of gun safety: Never point a gun - loaded or empty, real or fake - at anyone unless you intend to kill them.

A gun similar to that fired by BaldwinThe gun fired by Baldwin was an Itakian made replica of a vintage Colt 45 similar to the one pictured here


During an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, Baldwin insists he never pulled the trigger of the gun.  Claims he pulled back the hammer of the vintage Colt 45, and when he let go of the hammer, the gun went off.

Several gun experts say that the gun might possibly go off like Baldwin claimed, but such an accidental discharge is so rare, that the actor is "full of shit."

However, Baldwin is an outspoken Democrat, so he wouldn't lie about how the gun went off.  But if not Baldwin, who would have pulled the trigger?

Angry Pig Cartoon Flying of illustration

An angry flying pig must have pulled the trigger.


And if not the pig, then the tooth fairy must have done it.

Unless he can prove a flying pig or the tooth fairy pulled the trigger, Baldwin should be charged and tried for manslaughter (Hutchins) and attempted manslaughter (Souza).  

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If convicted, Baldwin should be sentenced to serve time in prison instead of being put on probation.  A small price to pay for killing one person and wounding another.

ADDENDUM: By the way, if that tooth fairy is still buzzing around inside or outside your head, you can call on the fella pictured below for help.

 

Chuck Norris With Guns Meme |  THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS REAL; UNTIL I BUSTED HER TEETH OUT | image tagged in memes,chuck norris with guns,chuck norris | made w/ Imgflip meme maker 
He'll get rid of that pest for you.

2 comments:

bob walsh said...

You notice that Alec is holding a 1911, with his finger in the trigger guard and apparently on the trigger, just like when he shot his lead photographer.

It is BARELY possible that he pulled the hammer not quite to the half-cock notch and then let go of it and it hit the live round with enough power to set it off. A good comprehensive examination of the weapon should be able to determine that.

Dave Freeman said...

Alec IS a pig. (Not sure about the flying part though).