Friday, March 03, 2023

THE REAL REASON JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED

By Howie Katz


 
A longtime friend in Ft. Worth called me yesterday and we talked about a number of things, including Qanon and InfoWars. We wondered about how there are so many, many fools in this country who believe the conspiracy theories put forth by Qanon and InfoWars.  Among them we counted Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kraken keeper attorney Sydney Powell, and Donald Trump ... yes, that's former President Trump.
 
My friend told me she has two different neighbors who believe Jesus Christ was an alien from outta space and that is why he was crucified.
 
So there you have it, my friends. Forget all that stuff in the bible about the birth of Jesus. He was an alien from outta space and when Judas ratted him off to the Romans, they up and crucified him.

2 comments:

bob walsh said...

The scary thing is that there are people walking around who vote who believe that crazy shit.

Trey said...

I bought and read the Bible this year. The version I bought was written by a PHD in theology. It was in an easy-to-read format. At the end of each book there was a synopsis of events in Cliffs Notes style. It was eye opening reading. I'm glad I invested the time. Jesus was not crucified for being an alien and I vote.