WELL-INTENTIONED IDIOTS

By Bob Walsh

 

 

So these retarded tourists were cruising Yellowstone on Memorial Day weekend.  They came across an Elk calf that was seemingly unattended.  (Elk calfs often bed down during the day while their mothers are out and about.)

So they picked the Elk calf up, put it in the back seat of their car, and drove it to the West Yellowstone Police Station.  The calf escaped and ran back into the forest.  

It is extremely unlikely the calf will now find it's mother and it is likely it will end up as dinner for a bear or mountain lion.  

It is unclear whether or not the tourists will be prosecuted.  It is a federal felony and a violation of park rules to disturb wildlife even if you are a clueless idiot trying to be helpful.