By Trey Rusk
Having problems with criminals? I may have a solution. Hogs.
Texas has over a million of them running loose and they are very smart animals. They could be trained easily to track and hold evading criminals. I believe they would really cut down on crime.
Radio: "Send me a Hog Team over here. I've got one running in along the bayou."
"We're clear and close,
dispatch. Hog Team in route."
Stay tuned for
additional crime fighting tips.
2 comments:
Nice Piggy. (USA)
Works for me. Wouldn't want to have to clean up the back seat of the patrol car afterwards though.
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