POOR OJ

A neuropathologist says that because of all the hits he took during his football playing days, murderer O.J. Simpson is suffering from chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE)

Pardon me, I am besides myself. Give me a moment to wipe the tears from my face. Poor OJ! Now we finally know why our hero O.J. Simpson had to go through that horrible trial ordeal. Forget Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Poor OJ couldn’t help himself when he murdered his ex-wife and Goldman. According to Dr. Bennet Omalu, a prestigious neuropathologist, chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) was behind the killings. Oh my God, poor OJ!

Dr. Omalu, played by Will Smith in the movie ‘Concussion’, discovered chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) in football players. The neuropathologist believes that O.J. Simpson has been suffering from CTE because of all the hits he took during his football playing days in college and in the NFL. Here is what Dr. Omalu told ESPN and ABC:

"O.J. Simpson is more likely than not to suffer from CTE. I would bet my medical license on it."

Thank God we now have a scientific explanation for OJ’s behavior. The poor man couldn’t help himself when he snuffed his ex-wife and Goldman, and when he robbed those memorabilia dealers in Las Vegas. CTE is the real culprit.

While Omalu’s ‘medical license bet’ brought a stream of tears pouring down my face, I am overjoyed to learn that poor OJ is not responsible for the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Al these years OJ has been maligned as a murderer and imprisoned for robbery in Nevada, while all along CTE has been the real culprit!

And that mostly-black jury has also been maligned for acquitting OJ and taking only four hours to do so after an eight-month long trial. Now it looks like they got it right without even knowing it.

Kudos are in order for Judge Lance Ito and for prosecutors Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden for doing their best to nudge the jury into acquitting poor OJ. Marcia spent more time preening herself for the TV cameras than preparing her case, while Chris made sure that if the glove did not fit the jury must acquit. And Judge Ito helped F. Lee Bailey paint detective Mark Fuhrman as a racist. Dr. Omalu’s ‘medical license bet’ has vindicated Lance, Marcia and Chris.

As for the Goldmans, they should now apologize to Simpson and just shut up with their now obviously unfounded complaints. And since a prestigious neuropathologist has determined that OJ could not help himself when he killed their son, those greedy Jews should return whatever money or possessions they took from our hero as a result of the civil case they won against him.

I herewith demand that poor OJ be released from prison forthwith! ….. Like hell I do!