VALENTINE’S DAY SURPRISE LEAVES ONE MAN DEAD, ANOTHER ONE IN JAIL, AND A WIFE PROBABLY A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN

On Valentine’s Day, the owner of eight Mexican restaurants in South Carolina turned himself into the cops after shooting dead the man he found fucking his wife in the back seat of a pickup truck

What a Valentine’s Day surprise! Gregorio Leon, 49, who owns six franchises of the San Jose restaurants and two of Pancho’s, looked into the back seat of a pickup truck in a Lexington park-and-ride lot and – surprise, surprise - found Maria Rachel Leon, his loving wife, fucking Arturo Pereya Bravo.

Apparently Gregorio had a Valentine’s Day surprise of his own. He whipped out a gun and emptied it into the back of the truck. When the celebratory fireworks ended, Arturo was in no condition to thank Gregorio. Arturo was feet up.

Gregorio turned himself into the police. They had another Valentin’s Day surprise for him. Gregorio was charged with murder, the attempted murder of his wife, discharging a firearm into an occupied vehicle, and possession of a firearm during the commission of a violent crime.

Holy shit, are those the only charges the cops could come up with? I can think of half a dozen more, including disturbing the piece – oops, I meant peace – and criminal mischief for fucking up the truck.

Gregorio’s shots missed his wife. I’ll bet that by the time the gun smoke cleared, Maria Rachel became a born again Christian.