An ‘Older Woman’ gets pulled over for speeding...
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one...
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: It was revoked 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle her car. A police sergeant slowly approaches her car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
Sergeant: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please?
The woman steps out of her vehicle and asks: Is there a problem sir?
Sergeant: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Sergeant: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
The sergeant shakes his head and asks: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The sergeant is quite stunned and says: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver’s license.
The woman digs into her handbag, pulls out her license and hands it to the sergeant.
The Sergeant examines the license and looks rather puzzled. After a moment he says: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Sir, bet the liar also told you I was speeding.
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