IN THE PRE-CONFESSIONAL BOOTH

Richard Connelly and his ilk don’t seem to have a clue about what some of the adult ‘bookstore’ clients do to innocent victims once they leave those joints. While public lewdness and prostitution may be innocuous in and of themselves, they are often accompanied or followed up by serious criminal offenses, often of a violent nature. The time spent by police vice squads is time well spent!
　
As to Father Maullon, one of my law enforcement buddies said that at least he wasn’t molesting boys. Or could he have been doing that too?
　
Houston’s Channel 2 reported that the poor priest got caught ‘with his pants down inappropriately touching himself.’ By the way, Father Maullon wasn’t just beating his meat all by himself – he did so only after going into a private viewing booth with an undercover Houston police officer. And Connelly calls that ‘Doing What Comes Naturally.’
　
And the archdiocese said it was "saddened" by the arrest. I’m sure it was.
　
I have some advise for those of you who want to do a handjob on your shortarm. Do it in the privacy of your home, not in a public place, and you won’t have to worry about the cops taking the time to bust your ass.
　
FR. ALBERTO MAULLON: PRIEST GETS NABBED AT ADULT BOOKSTORE, DOING WHAT COMES NATRUALLY
By Richard Connelly
　
Houston Press Hair Balls
December 3, 2010
　
The Houston Police Department, having dealt efficiently with drugs and violent crimes, has once again made time to tackle the huge, outrageous problem of guys doing it behind locked doors at adult bookstores.
　
We hope you all feel safer.
　
This week they nabbed a Catholic priest who was tending his flock in front of an undercover vice officer. Court documents show Fr. Alberto Maullon was masturbating "in a public place," meaning a Gulf Freeway adult bookstore.
　
KPRC has more details, and they indicate events conspired behind a locked booth door, which hardly seems too public.
　
__An undercover officer approached and exchanged a nod with him, followed by the locked door being opened for the undercover officer.

__One officer involved in the sting said, at that point "he whipped his junk out" and started masturbating for the undercover officer.

The heinous crime took place at the Big City Adult Bookstore (Motto: "Our motto is as geenric as our name") in the 10100 block of the Gulf Freeway Wednesday night.
　
Maullon, 52, heads St. Paul the Apostle in Nassau Bay. KPRC says the archdiocese issued a statement saying it was "saddened" but withheld further comment.