With all the teens and young adults coming up with their brand of shorthand for texting, here is the shorthand we seniors have come up with:
ATD-----At The Doctor's
BFF------Best Friend Farted
BTW-----Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT----Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM-----Covered By Medicare
CUATSC--See You At The Senior Center
DWI-----Driving While Incontinent
FWB-----Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW----Forgot Where I Was
FYI------Found Your Insulin
GGPBL---Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA-----Got Heartburn Again
HGBM----Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO-----Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO-----Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL-----Living On Lipitor
LWO-----Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR-----On My Massage Recliner
OMSG-----Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU-----Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP-----Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL-----Talk To You Louder
WAITT-----Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA-----Wet The Furniture Again
WTP-----Where's The Prunes?
WWNO-----Walker Wheels Need Oil
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