Saturday, December 11, 2010

SOLVING OF MURDER DOESN'T PASS THE SMELL TEST

Homicide investigators from the Beverly Hills Police Department believe that ex-con Harold Martin Smith, who killed himself when they tried to arrest him, is the person who killed Hollywood publicist Ronni Chasen.

According to the investigation, Smith was riding his bicycle when he shot Chasen multiple times as she was driving her Mercedes Benz in Beverly Hills late one night last month.

The solving of Chasen’s murder by BHPD just doesn’t pass the smell test! Here is the scenario: Smith supposedly pedaled his bike all the way from his Santa Monica Boulevard apartment to Beverly Hills, a considerable distance, then shot Chasen three times in the chest and twice in the shoulder as she was driving her Mercedes Benz, picked up the five spent shells, all without anyone seeing him near the scene of the shooting, and pedaled all the way back to his apartment.

If you can buy that, I’ve still got some prime beachfront property in Phoenix that I’ll sell you for a reasonable price.

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