KEEPING THE MONEY YOU SPEND IN AMERICA

Here is some information on where your money goes and the wisest way to spend it for the good of the U.S. economy:

If you spend the money at Wal-Mart, it will go to China or Sri Lanka.

If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.

If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.

If you buy marijuana, cocaine or heroin, it will go to Mexico, Columbia and Afghanistan.

If you pay off your credit cards or buy stock, your money will end up as big bonuses for Wall Street bankers and corporate executives who will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money you spend in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer, or

5) Tattoos.

Those are the only American businesses still functioning wholly within the U.S.

Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!