THEY CLAIM GETTING STONED ON POT MAKES YOU SMARTER

A 911 call from a stoned pot trafficker clearly disproves the hogwash that pot makes you smarter

On January 23, 2015, the Rexburg, Idaho police received a 911 call from Leland Ayala-Doliente. Here is part of that emergency call:

Ayala-Dolitente: Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.

Dispatcher: You got caught doing what?

Ayala-Dolitente: Ahh… okay. Um… We kind of got spooked here trying to bring some stuff across your Idaho border.

Dispatcher: Ok.

Ayala-Dolitente: And, yeah. A bunch of your cops driving around in a bunch of civilian cars not wanting to pick us up. I don’t know what’s the deal. I was just wondering if you could help us out and just end it.

Dispatcher: Ok… um….

Ayala-Dolitente:Yeah… if you could call one of them. I don’t know. It’s getting cold out here man. I just want to get warm and just get on with this whole thing so…

Dispatcher: Ok. Where you at right now?

Ayala-Dolitente: University Boulevard right next to the gas station and Applebee’s. All your buddies are around us so if you could help us out that’d be great.

Dispatcher: Ok… alright. Is it just you or is there anybody else with you?

Ayala-Dolitente: It’s me and my buddy that I brought with me and then we have a dog that we were gonna bring back to it’s owner but…

Dispatcher: Oh ok.

Ayala-Dolitente: She’s a really nice dog. She’s not mean. She’s a pitbull…

Dispatcher: Oh… cool.

Ayala-Dolitente: She’s really cold in the car. She could use some food too.

Dispatcher: Ok. What was your name man?

Ayala-Dolitente: It’s Leland.

Dispatcher: Leland… okay. Hold on just one second okay. Stay on the phone with me.

Ayala-Dolitente: Alright. Thank you.

(speaking to Sward): He’s a nice guy.

Want me to jump in the air and click my heels twice or what?

Dispatcher: Do you guys have any guns or weapons or anything on you at all?

Ayala-Dolitente: Nope we don’t have any of that stuff with us. Just a bunch of snacks and stuff.

Dispatcher: Alright. I just wanna make sure. They’re just curious.

Ayala-Dolitente: Yeah, yeah. We tried walking away from the car a couple times and that didn’t work. We tried waving them down and that didn’t work so I don’t know what’s going on here.

Dispatcher: Ok. I do have one of my marked units. He’s on his way over there so he’s on his way to meet you.

Ayala-Dolitente: Alright. Thank you.

Leland Ayala-Doliente, 22, and his buddy Holland Sward, 23, were en route from Las Vegas to Bozeman, Montana with a 20-pound load of pot. Everything was OK until Leland and Holland got stoned on their merchandize. When they got to Rexburg, Leland got a pot-induced vision of cops circuling around them in civilian cars. That’s what caused Leland to call 911 with the offer of surrender.

When the cops arrived, both stoners had already placed their hands behind their heads. Holland announced, “We got caught and we’re surrendering.”

Holland received 5 years in prison but the judge suspended the sentence and placed him on probation for five years with 30 days in jail.

Leland was not quite as fortunate because - guess what - he was stoned when he showed up in court. EastIdahoNews.com reports that Leland received a sentence of 18 months to 8 years in prison. The judge increased Leland's sentence after he tested positive for marijuana, cocaine and oxycodone on his sentencing day.

Pot makes you smarter? I don’t think so. Showing up stoned in court isn't too swift. In fact, Leland and Holland have demonstrated that pot actually makes you stupider!