IN SPACE IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE VIAGRA OR CIALIS CAN HELP A MAN’S DICK STAND AT ATTENTION

For those wanting to fuck in space, duct tape can keep a couple together in the lack of gravity, but the lack of blood flow to the lower part of the body will keep a man’s dick from standing at attention

The Unconventional Gazette
October 6, 2016

Thinking of taking a trip in space and having sex? Better think again. Men, you better think twice before taking your lover on such a trip. You’ll probably have to get a penile implant because Viagra or Cialis will not help you get a hard on. And even if you could get your dick to stand at attention, the lack of gravity will have both of you drifting apart while you attempt to fuck each other. Of course, there’s always that reliable duct tape … you could tape each other together.

Here from the Daily Mail is the problem:

WHAT ARE THE MAIN ISSUES WITH SEX IN SPACE?

Daily Mail
October 3, 2016

The main issue to contend with in space would be the lack of gravity.

This would make it difficult for partners to stay in close proximity, and they would quickly drift away.

Bodily fluids would also quickly float away which could be messy.

Blood circulation in space is also affected by the lack of gravity, and could make it difficult for a man to get an erection.

In an article for Nasa, Lori Meggs, from AI Signal Research, said: 'There's no gravity to pull blood into the lower part of the body.

'Instead, blood goes to the chest and head, causing astronauts have puffy faces and bulging blood vessels in their necks.'

So before you spend a ton of money to take a trip on one of Elon Musk’s or Richard Branson's space ships, you’d better think twice if you want to fuck in space. Otherwise take plenty of duct tape along and hope by that time some pharmaceutical company will have developed a pill that will make a man’s dick stand at attention even though there’s no blood flowing to it.

Ah, but you say that duct tape will not allow you to change positions. True enough. You’ll have to decide ahead of time on one of three positions - the missionary position or some variation of it, the rear entry position, or the 69 position for simultaneous oral sex. Each time before you tape each other up, you’ll have to decide which position you want to fuck in.

But wait a minute. It just occurred to me that instead of duct tape you could use Velcro strips. Velcro would allow you to change positions readily. All you'll have to do is pre-position the strips. Then when you want to change positions, just tear each other apart and come together again in a different position. Beats duct tape.

As for that blood flow problem, there’s always that penile implant.

Of course, the most sensible thing to do is to stay on terra firma and let some other fool blow his wad for going into the beyond on one of Elon Musk’s or Richard Branson's space ships.